Saturday, October 20, 2012

brief encounters no. 2

1. I thought you were a graphic designer.
2. I love Asian women from America. It's like... the spice without the accent. If you know what I mean.
3. Girl! What you got there? You got something for me? I think you got something for me!
4. Hey-yah, hey-yah, why you walking so fast? I'm trying to enjoy the view!
5. You smell like my favorite drink.
6. Are you looking for a good time? I am such a good time, girl, you don't even know.
7. Do you mind if I sit here? No... no, I mean here. Yeah, right here.
8. Oh, I know. I dated an Asian girl once.
9. Walk those pretty little legs right over here, baby!
10. You don't want to know what I'm thinking about right now.


Ali Trotta said...

Oh my. These aren't even a little endearing. They're bad. Also: the only man who should seriously use 'girl' is Ryan Gosling. ;-)

Megan Kurashige said...

Oh, I don't know... I thought the "I thought you were a graphic designer" was puzzling enough to at least be interesting.