I KNOW that Pez dispensers topped with the heads of characters from The Golden Compass are something, I'm just not sure what.
I took a nap this afternoon. Didn't mean to, but I was reading a catalogue for Barnes and Noble when, suddenly, I start up and am halfway to the door before I realize that the knocking was not part of my dream, that my dream (something involving me being late) was not real, and that I had fallen asleep in a position that made my neck twitch. The person at the door was one of those magazine salespeople, but when he saw me, blinking oddly and disheveled, I think he lost his persistence.
Am slowly working my way out of the confusion that happens when you wake up without realizing that you've been asleep.