Also, in case you were looking for something to read (and when are you not looking for something to read? What kind of reader are you, if you aren't always looking for something to tear a hole in your head?), two of my friends have stories out in the wild.
Damien G. Walter's "Momentum" is in Art and Things, a very beautiful and possibly lust-worthy magazine. You can get it in cool places like the Tate Modern if you live in the UK. Or you can read it online. "Momentum" is on page 29.
Keffy R. M. Kehrli's "Machine Washable" is in Sybil's Garage, yet another beautiful and lust-worthy bit of paper, which you can procure here. We read the first draft of this story at Clarion, and it was wickedly funny. It's even better now.